Well I work for the state/fed and we just got our public service email regarding the sit - u - ation.
I know this brings a type of closure to all the events surrounding 9/11 and it should but I just can't help feeling like I want to jump up from my office cubicle and start singing a Glee version of:
Munchkins
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
- Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
- Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
- Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
- Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
- Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
- Let them know
- The Wicked Witch is dead!
- Mayor
- As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
- Barrister
- But we've got to verify it legally, to see
- Mayor
- To see?
- Barrister
- If she
- Mayor
- If she?
- Barrister
- Is morally, ethic'lly
- Father No.1
- Spiritually, physically
- Father No. 2
- Positively, absolutely
- Munchkins
- Undeniably and reliably Dead
- Coroner
- As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
- Mayor
- Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants
- Barrister
- If any.
- Mayor
- Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
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